A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more
closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she
anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right
behind her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good
day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of
sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back
and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling
pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted
just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
